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le-petit-timelord: I came up with signatures for the gems because I thought it would be fun (with the exception of Steven’s, which I tried to base pretty closely on his actual signature), then I made them transparent so it looks like the gems have

ixnay-on-the-oddk: 9098765643: ixnay-on-the-oddk: “I look like a fucking creature!” ahahaha It’s like a kid trying to do porn … Except its an adult woman who actually does porn

The horoscope lady that I actually believe sometimes said april was going to be a very trying month. It was actually pretty kick ass except for: I’m broker than I’ve been in years. I ain’t talking to one of my best friends and probably

love-to-love-puppies: marieduplessis: holy shit This reads like a 12 year old writing their first fanfic trying to figure out how adults flirt with each other, except it’s actually adults and it was a national scandal for quite a while

Imagine 8xa buying these earings with hopes that she can frighten/intimidate Peridot, only to realize the sad truth that she…like all gems…has no ears.(camileion)except they do :3 so she can…….actually wait i kinda want those

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